Why do flies surround my anus frequently?

Health by Anonymous 2018-07-09 20:08:33

Social Science

12 answers

Anonymous

Well...they're not flies, they're moons. IN fact Uranus has TEN MOONS AROUND IT. (Oh yes.) AND did you know Uranus is blue? (Why is that?) We may never know...
Anonymous

Have a wash? Change underwear and/or trousers. Flies are are attracted to stale and interesting smells.
Anonymous

YES??
Anonymous

Because you stink and don't wipe properly.
Anonymous

Ask mommy
Anonymous

the smell
Anonymous

They're confused, because it's uncannily similar to your mouth.
Anonymous

Your poop still has nutritional value.
Anonymous

I don't know that answer to that one, Logan.
Anonymous

Because you are a baboon.
Anonymous

nobody cares...
Anonymous

Okay, I gave you one gross-out question. You're boring now.