How do I get over my fear of Santa?

Health by Anonymous 2018-07-12 00:30:02

Social Science

9 answers

I fear he could kidnap me and turn me into an elf as where else would he get those elves from?

Anonymous

Santa is not real. HE'S FAKE! so don't be scared of a big nothing.
Anonymous

I assume u are a troll but if u are little Santa isn't real. Ur parents put the presents there.
Anonymous

I pray to be raped at night
Anonymous

Kill all santas you see-.-
Anonymous

This is a terrible joke. -_-
Anonymous

Seek some professional help.
Anonymous

Don't worry he Don't exist
Anonymous

He can only do that to you on Christmas Eve. Make sure you spend that time in the company of a large group. He won't make his move if there are witnesses.
Anonymous

Smoke more weed.