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How do I get over my fear of Santa?

Health by Anonymous 2018-07-12 00:30:02

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How do I get over my fear of Santa?

9 answers

I fear he could kidnap me and turn me into an elf as where else would he get those elves from?

  • Anonymous

    Santa is not real. HE'S FAKE! so don't be scared of a big nothing.

  • Anonymous

    I assume u are a troll but if u are little Santa isn't real. Ur parents put the presents there.

  • Anonymous

    I pray to be raped at night

  • Anonymous

    Kill all santas you see-.-

  • Anonymous

    This is a terrible joke. -_-

  • Anonymous

    Seek some professional help.

  • Anonymous

    Don't worry he Don't exist

  • Anonymous

    He can only do that to you on Christmas Eve. Make sure you spend that time in the company of a large group. He won't make his move if there are witnesses.

  • Anonymous

    Smoke more weed.

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