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Why is Jesus so scared of me?

Education & Reference by Anonymous 2018-07-14 16:13:44

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Why is Jesus so scared of me?

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Is it because he knows i can banish him to hell? Also when did Jesus get raped by Peter the hard rock? :)

  • Anonymous

    I will say two Atheist rosaries and sacrifice animals to Charles Darwin for you.

  • Anonymous

    Because you are a troll and trolls have a hugely inflated sense of self-importance.

  • Anonymous

    The Delusion is strong in this one

  • Anonymous

    Peter the hard rock, I think I met him on Canal Street once.

  • Anonymous

    Hell fire is fake. Am I starting to sound like a broken record yet?

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