Anonymous

By not being a liberal.

Anonymous

you be a capitalist and go bankrupt and commit suicide or rob everyone else and you can make president

Anonymous

With great posture. Posture is the key to success, and success is key to happy living, and happy living is key to positive attitude

Anonymous

Looking at matlock everday

Anonymous

By knowing that we don't matter in the grand scheme of things and our existence is not even a blip on the cosmic radar. Seeing this, one realizes that everything that is going on is a kind of joke and jokes are better to laugh with than get pissed off by.