When I was praying aloud, I accidentally farted so loudly it drowned out the prayer. Did god get my message?

Education & Reference by Anonymous 2018-05-18 14:08:41

Social Science

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Or did he just hear the expelling of anal gas from between my butt cheeks?

Anonymous

Is this a troll...
Anonymous

he got the message you are farty
Anonymous

Who were you praying to you stupid islamic terrorist - allah the god of farts ? Any more about you filthy islamic habits will be reported . . .
Anonymous

You might have to resend that prayer.
Anonymous

Lame. -10/10. You have to do better than that. If you ever do get around to praying, make it for a better sense of humor or sharper critical thinking skills. Couldn't hurt.