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Education & Reference by Anonymous 2018-06-01 15:02:14
Social Science
Who would win in a fist fight? A Yankee or a Southerner?
4 answers
The Yankee would kick his Southern ***, because people up North are muscle bound street fighters, and Southerners are weak ftuitcakes. Lol
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Anonymous
Depends. Is one of them in a chronic vegetative state? Is one a professional MMA fighter? Is one and 80 year old quadriplegic woman? You assumption that there is some ability or lack of ability common to all northerners and southerners is absurd.
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Anonymous
Depends on the Yankee and depends on the Southerner.
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Anonymous
The Southerner would win because they'd bring Cecil, Jim Bob, Cletus, and Bubba to help. Southerners wouldn't take the fight 1 on 1 like a Yankee would.
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Anonymous
Well people up north are much more physically fit from their bodies needing to work overtime to balance off the cold. So yes, Yankee would yank the southerns southern hairline and throw it into mount lava lava.
