If a crowd of a hundred thousand has a "moment of silence" for "thoughts and prayers," but you really need to fart, is it okay to do so?

Health by Anonymous 2018-05-18 15:40:42

Social Science

9 answers

Anonymous

If you're good you can be silent but deadly. I've done it many times. You'll have to work it slowly, between clenched cheeks and either work the fart bubble up or down so that it escapes silently. Just make sure to look around with a whodunit look?
Anonymous

It would be considered rude
Anonymous

i would just quietly leave the room and go do that in the bathrm
Anonymous

If it has to come it has to come .... Hopefully it's a silent one ... if not give the person standing by you a dirty look ... that'll help !
Anonymous

When people start clapping.
Anonymous

I doubt if anyone has any higher expectations than that for you.
Anonymous

It's okay.
Anonymous

troll of the day
Anonymous

As long as youre quiet.