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Society & Culture by Anonymous 2018-09-10 12:59:47
Social Science
Okay. So, you end up in purgatory. You are greeted by God, and Satan.?
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Satan says "hee hee hee, come with me and I'll give you 2 million dollars, and I'll let you meet Jim Morrison. God says "hee hee hee, no, come with me. I'll give you 3 million dollars, and I'll let you meet Burt Reynolds". Which do you choose?
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Anonymous
A person can battle false teachings and beliefs using the rosary and fasting.
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Anonymous
Purgatory is not found in the accepted Cannon of scripture, so you must be Satan because you are lying to us.
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Anonymous
The problem with that is that if you go with Satan, you not only don't get any money, but the only people you get to meet are Charles Manson and Donald Trump.