The Bible is right about a flat Earth. If the world is round and moving, then I must be moving. So why do pedometers say I’m standing still?

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The Bible is right about a flat Earth. If the world is round and moving, then I must be moving. So why do pedometers say I’m standing still?

Education & Reference by Anonymous 2018-06-08 21:06:43

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The Bible is right about a flat Earth. If the world is round and moving, then I must be moving. So why do pedometers say I’m standing still?

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Anonymous

Because the pedometer is moving, too.
Anonymous

Must be a defective pedometer. Try getting it blessed by a priest (and exocise any demons in it). Then you will be free to ply the routes of the flat earth, unaffraid of falling off the edge.