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I keep trying to get people to call the cops on me for looking/acting strange but it never happens. How can I do better?
Health by Anonymous 2018-06-06 02:40:41
Social Science
I keep trying to get people to call the cops on me for looking/acting strange but it never happens. How can I do better?
2 answers
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Anonymous
Walk in the police station waving a toy gun.
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Anonymous
Go buck naked shopping for groceries. That should do it.