Who was the first person to masturbate?

Health by Anonymous 2018-06-09 18:05:03

Social Science

10 answers

Anonymous

People only masturabate because so many don't get molested. I blame society entirely for STDS and porn.
Anonymous

No worries, you'll never be the last.
Anonymous

adam when eve had her period
Anonymous

Your mom.
Anonymous

theres no way we could know that since none of us were there, maybe it was adam and eve, you never know
Anonymous

It was a guy name Stan Finklestein, back in October 1947.
Anonymous

The first human...some early homo sapiens male or female. There is no name associated with him/her.
Anonymous

Whoever it was didn't patent it, so we don't know.
Anonymous

That dude stuck on the island "the blue lagoon"
Anonymous

Adam.