What would happen if I respectfully farted in god's face?

Education & Reference by Anonymous 2018-06-09 05:05:28

Social Science

10 answers

Anonymous

he would die
Anonymous

Well god doesn’t exist so let it rip.
Anonymous

Does your mama know you are on here without permission?
Anonymous

He would respectfully send you to hell, where your burning farts would fry your butt.
Anonymous

it's not possible to do it "respectfully."
Anonymous

IF you do so, Please post a video, so that we atheists have some evidence that some God exists.
Anonymous

Are you forgetting his 'Fiery sword' ?.
Anonymous

God will smite you. I'm not sure exactly what "smitting" is, but that's what God does.
Anonymous

As god is everywhere you already have
Anonymous

Yes LOL