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I have gas and it smells really, really bad. What can I do to cover it up? Help. I am at a dinner party
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Anonymous
Warning: Trolls in mirror are closer than they appear.
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Anonymous
Locate a match and light it in the bathroom after farting.
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Anonymous
No
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Anonymous
Fart and say "Oops. Did I do that?"
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Anonymous
GasX
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Anonymous
Jump up on the table and fart real loud. That breaks the ice and then everyone will join in.
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Anonymous
Just shout at the nearest person, "Oh God that stinks! How about leaving the room next time you disgusting pig?" Problem solved.
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Anonymous
Beano or step outside.