Can I make myself older?

Health by Anonymous 2018-06-11 20:09:58

Social Science

2 answers

Is there any way to speed up my aging? (want to be able to turn it off after). Like If I wanted to age 3 years in one year. Not talking about literal time travel ;) more like diet, exercise, lifestyle

Anonymous

Yes. Eat four cucumbers and four cups of black coffee, rub some butter on your chest and go to bed. In the morning you will be older.
Anonymous

Cigarettes, booze, too much sun, unhealthy diet