Was the earthquake in Osaka last night caused by my massive poo?

Science & Mathematics by Anonymous 2018-06-18 14:35:28

Social Science

3 answers

I had a HUGE deuce last night about an hour before the earthquake hit (6.1 magnitude in Osaka) is it possible the shockwaves from my massive poo in America traveled through the earth and amplified along the way and caused the earthquake? I feel so bad!!!

Anonymous

You should feel bad, 3 people died.
Anonymous

I thought it was my poo
Anonymous

How the..... do you understand how the world works?