Anonymous

If the anus's open diamater is d and the thrusting force is F, then the depth of penetration, p, will be: p = ½αd²√(πF) where α is a constant depending on the amount of alcohol previously consumed. You can now use the formula to work it out yourself.

Anonymous

would have to ask a DOCTOR who specializes in that area of humanity.

Anonymous

I wish!!!! It would make my Sunday mornings a lot more comfortable.

Anonymous

You should field test the concept and report back.

Anonymous

It should be fairly obvious that the only way for a cylindrical object to open a closed orifice is to penetrate it. I like that you took the scientific approach and asked this in the physics section...