Why won't my dog stand still while I pee all over him?

Health by Anonymous 2018-06-27 23:40:12

Social Science

7 answers

I'm drunk and I can't make it the bathroom, but I don't want to piss on the floor.

Anonymous

Because he's smarter than you are!
Anonymous

Jerk.
Anonymous

Not sure but this is animal abuse, and if someone here takes you seriously, they could also take a notion to report you.
Anonymous

Bluefaced juvenile insignificant little trolls dont have dogs to piss on So your lying also....
Anonymous

Spare the poor animal.
Anonymous

Your dog is not in Russia; nor is he Donald Trump.
Anonymous

How are you typing this if you're drunk?