What would you do if someone laughed at your telescope?

Science & Mathematics by Anonymous 2018-07-02 05:05:48

Social Science

19 answers

Anonymous

I'd impale them with my collimator.
Anonymous

I'd be happy just to have a telescope.
Anonymous

Come on, Even I laugh at my own telescope (well, at least one of them). Being a 3-inch f/4, it is smaller than my "thing". Therefore, I agree with them for laughing at the 'scope.
Anonymous

I haven't got a telescope.
Anonymous

Since I have one of my favorite Far Side cartoons glued to the tube, I'd be satisfied.
Anonymous

I must admit that going up a tall ladder to peer into my 25 inch Obsession Dobsonian tube does look pretty funny.
Anonymous

Well, ..., it's happened to me before. I just let them laugh and ignore them.
Anonymous

Brain them with it !!
Anonymous

Laugh with them. The first two I went cheap on, and that was a mistake. My current one isn’t the best - but it works for me...
Anonymous

Suggest he try looking though it before deciding whether a 12 inch Schmidt-Cassegrain with GoTo is really laughable
Anonymous

Ask them if they had mental health issues. I personally have never found telescopes amusing.
Anonymous

Look the wrong way through it at their penis and laugh back at them.
Anonymous

Make sure they didn't break it, while I was not looking.
Anonymous

None of my telescopes were ever something to laugh at,,My first I might laugh at but better than some I see around.
Anonymous

Take it off it's leash and get it to sic' em.
Anonymous

Unlike you, I have a telescope.
Anonymous

Get a bigger one.
Anonymous

I would be very upset, my telescope is my pride and joy.
Anonymous

I'd kick him in the 'nads.