OMG it's happening. My penis exploded and my water broke. I will be the first male to give birth. What to do?

Health by Anonymous 2018-07-28 00:27:54

Social Science

9 answers

Anonymous

Nothing to do now but have the baby. So, shut up.
Anonymous

What???? Niga
Anonymous

Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Anonymous

Breathe! Breathe! Breathe! PUSH!!! Breathe! Breathe! Breathe! PUSH!!! Breathe! Breathe! Breathe! PUSH!!! Breathe! Breathe! Breathe! PUSH!!! By the way, this gives a "hole" new meaning to Fetal Alcohol Syndrome...
Anonymous

what you do is go play with your x box
Anonymous

Wrong section.
Anonymous

Are you sure you're a male human? You sound more like a female hyena. Either way... look up how a hyena handles that sort of thing. If you didn't know about hyena... well, read about that too. (Really, they seriously kind of go through that actual scenario. Sucks to be them.)
Anonymous

Record it.
Anonymous

Meow