Anonymous

You probably would not hear it much, if at all, if you did not butt your nose into other people's business.

Anonymous

I'll never tell.

Anonymous

So you noticed.

Anonymous

Go with: "How'd you like it if I just pulled your heart out of your chest right now and shoved it down your throat?"

Anonymous

The fact that you've found it necessary to post this under the Blue Face of Anonymity suggests, if the question itself didn't, that you're trolling. Obviously if people say this to you often, you are offering unwanted opinions just as often.

Anonymous

Punch them in the face. Then slice the webbing between their fingers with a knife.

Anonymous

"But I'm answering regardless," and as people in Philadelphia love to say, "I'd like to see you try to stop me from answering."

Anonymous

If you are hearing this so often that you are bothered by it, apparently you are offering unsolicited opinions too often. Maybe next time, ask a question for clarification instead of offering your own opinion.