Anonymous

tides are not calm or rough. Winds can cause a lot of wave action, but that is not the tides. They are caused by the gravitational pull of the moon and sun, and that does not cause waves.

Anonymous

Play them a recording of relaxation. Play them the ocean sounds.

Anonymous

Google "Potatohead Smith." You be cool now.

Anonymous

When you get out of bed, if your penis is looking on the left, that's how you know it. If it looks on the right, go instead hiking. If it's looking up, tell your girlfriend to come over.

Anonymous

TRY WEATHER CHANNEL ON TV